The Benefits of Bear Claws for Fingers

If you woke up one morning with a pair of bear claws for fingers, what would your first course of action be? What if you had like really itchy balls? I know you would like just completely like mutilate your balls. You have to also make the bear noise when you did it. Bears might seem, you know, lumbering and careless but in fact, they're very delicate creatures. Maybe our balls are like softer. How sharp are bear claws? They're pretty sharp.