How to Get Hot Fresh Fries

My dad, he used to order them no salt because he had high cholesterol and shit. But he liked having a treat on Thursdays. That's how you get hot fresh fries. I had no idea. Eating healthy sucks. Not a fan. People have said to me, they're like, Nicole, you just have to like season it or you make it delicious. And I was like, the lie detector detected that that is a fucking lie. Foody food inherently is not good because you can't put too much salt in it. You can't really flavor it in a way that's like yummy. And then she did discover smoothies. She says if you don't like