Have You Ever Shot Yourself in Public?

Have you ever shot yourself in public? I have peed the bed before. A granny panty pew don't talk about it. The fact that you're taking so long to answer means you have. No, I would say you never sharded. It's a shit fart. You think you're in a fart and shit comes out? No. And any gigglers that just got close out? "I was sitting eating like a bacon, egg and cheese as one does"