The Greatest Secret of the Bartender

Mantis: "I just really like to practice my cursive more than anything, but when I practice it on something as curvy as the juicy gossip in this town. Arnie, I looked at her notepad and all it says is a hundred times over hot chameleon." Bradley: "I don't think she's taking notes. I think she's obsessed with finding a mate" Eucidor: "I think he's finally sun-downing... He's getting old enough that he's just totally losing what mental faculties he already had left".