Meghan Is Not Coming to the Coronation

This week we finally learnt that Meghan is not coming to the coronation. And on this basis we've asked her audience what social limitations they have avoided and what was their excuse. I like this one because it has a sort of brutal ring of truth about it. Why have potatoes have you avoided? Son's second birthday. We went to the Edinburgh Fringe. avoided the Natureist Club Annual General Meeting. Your excuse? I had nothing to wear. Easter puts C9 in recline, frockle wine and a 60-bout motor. How blessed are we to celebrate in a queue stretching halfway to mortgage? No working toilet, no aircon, no food, happy Easter