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Ep 42: Greg Davies (Christmas Special)

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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I've Got a Swimmer.

I can imagine you as a skinny tall boy. Oh, it's quite a weedy, asthmatic child. I've never seen a tall swimmer before. So you must mean really good. The thing is, he saw a lot of water. He could literally just push off and then immediately be on the other end. It's... And I'm glad you brought that up because that's an irritation that's been eating away at me for years. Of course it was. Russell Stoves claimed in 1981 when I took his cup off here. You didn't make it either, did you? What have I got? Eight foot arched. Little sleet here. Well...

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