I'm One of the Eight Crooks That Control the World, Right?

He was like, look, i am one of eight crooks that control the world. I obviously you can't be me, but do you want to trust me with all your money? Yes. He's really specifically grifting kind of conservative, church going midwesterners by saying, hey, um, i'm a part of thi system, but i know you don't really hate the system. You just hate that you don't have access to it. And i will give you access to it because god told me to. It's an interesting, interesting grift. The only hedge funds can do this thing. But we're going to crowd source this thing that only hedge funds