I Don't Care What This Family Ends Up Doing

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"That bitch knows it's my time. She doesn't come out to see me," he says of his wife and kids. "I picture her going, stop listing to that fat fok and raise your cats." 'This family is not going to produce generations of wealth,' adds the man who wishes he was dead every day.'It will end with attics, with four days of sobriety, scraping the skin off their arms,. trying not to fuck and go to the seven 11 barking lot and buy another blue.'

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