The History of Hard-Ass Country

We find ourselves here in hard-ass country. That's a name my first country rock album, by the way. Big old stadium country. You see that Peter goes over and pulls a giant lever and types something in on an ancient stone keyboard. Wait, why? Why couldn't it be a regular keyboard? Oh, are you asking why I have a stone keyboard rather than just using a plastic keyboard? It's weird, man. Gentlemen. One keyboard. Mm. This particular plastic's melting point is 170 degrees Celsius or 338 degrees Fahrenheit. Do you know what the melting temperature of plastic is? Do you?"