The Best Strip Club Story?

One of the craziest stories is, um, my basketball coach and wood shot teacher went to the club and they coached me when I was a junior high. He had his arm, his fingers cut off. And they came to the strip club dog and fucking I, uh, I fuck them up in the restroom. It was like the first time like I felt like a full revenge. They were taking a piss and you just cold clocking. You know what I mean? That's crazy. Hey, Eddie, I hate to cut his shirt with my baby's mom. Oh shit. We need more. Can you leave with a give me your best strip club story? All right.