Why Is No One Calling It Party Gates?

The pork pie plot chooses its new leader by squirting brown sauce out of a straw on the top of Big Ben. Do you think this is what they meant two weeks ago when they said he'd lost his lead? Also, he could probably do it being muted, couldn't he? I mean, it's too late for Carrie, but we can save so many more. The thing which frustrates me about all of this is it was a terrible party. Like if you are going to ruin your political heritage, it should be like a bolluscony level, bonga bonga party with rams, horns and sacrificing virgins.