The Navy Seals Scream Just Panic, Oh, You Were Navy Seal

Steven Seagal recruited a former CIA contract employee to kill him. Gary Goldman wrote an open letter in the LA Times saying he would die of starvation if given a compass and a map that led to a restaurant five miles away. In response, Seagal called up his friend Robert Strickland who was 68 years old at this point but still tall enough to stand on his shoulders. He asked Strickland for $50,000 so they could go out drinking together before going back to their separate trailers.