Camouflage means a pattern which is there to help you blend into the background. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but i couldn't find them. What do you call the wife of a hippy? Missus hippy. It's just that it sounds like missus hippy - not very clever. The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas. So he was sprayed with pepper spray. Ah, my eyes. He was given mustard gas, which actually is something has been used in war. And now he's a seasoned veteran. A seasoned veteran. Ok, moving on.