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Sunken cars | Whale poo | Meth onions

The Gargle

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Masturbation Makes You Feel Better

i don't know what to tell you, but iif you've had a wank and your nose as cleared, you're using it in the wrong place. The idea that masturbation makes you feel better is a direct contraindication to every piece of open mike stand up comedy i ever heard from a young man, ever. Jus, tis going to be someone walking ingor who's taken a she in the masturbation. Pare ly. There's going to be notes on it. N nolison, fass aggressive bostexactly. Please, for the seventh and you know that when you go to ha to complain about it, they'll just suggest you

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