Eclipse Heist, Sponsorship Banter, and Lunchables Controversy

This chapter humorously describes a scenario where a town is blinded during a total eclipse by counterfeit eclipse glasses distributed like a heist, leading to a discussion on eclipse sponsorships by banks and fast-food chains. The banter extends to eclipse-themed merchandise, the economy, rising consumer price index, and a satirical take on the origins of Lunchables.