The Old Man Was Cosplaying as Cats

My dog did jump at an elderly man on a walk and made him fall over. The old man was cosplaying as his favorite character from the upcoming smash hit movie Cats. And that made the dog angry because he hadn't seen it yet. It felt like it had been spoiled for. So you could say that there was coins floating above the old man that your dog was just trying to get him. And he got he got bonked. There's just no way around it.