149 - The General
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The intergalactic military headquarters reported all-time high profits this month. They have built a stealth bomber entirely out of rare 1913 Liberty-head nickels, each valued at around $5 million. Senior strategic advisor Jameson Archibald admitted their financial success was not attributable to the new smartphone app he developed. John Peters, you know, the farmer, reported that his brother James is returning to service in the Blood Space War.
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