The Importance of Being Gay

I grew up loving Elton John. The signs were there they really were. I played football. I couldn't bear the idea of it. Was dread would start crying at team sports. It's a bit pathetic really. You know you just know you get your gay card in the post. But even then when he came out people were still some people family people were quite shocked about it. My family sort of was shocked apparently. And so I decided to tell him as we were walking along the street. He was like okay thank you for telling me that's great. That's really getting nervous. Yeah this is when you're supposed to say well you know I'm not gay. Oh