The Front Wheel Is Followed Closely by the Back Wheel

At Shea Stadium, the press box was so cramped that which of these things happens to beloved Cubs radio analyst Ron Santo. A, he had to remove his artificial leg to fit inside. B, when he stood up for the national anthem, his toupee caught fire on an overhead space heater. Or C, he hadto swap in and out with a play-by-play guy because there wasn't room for both of them at the same time.