Is Your Dad Eating Eggs?

My dad and I used to do this weird egg thing is a sentence that can go a lot of ways. We would both swallow the yolks whole but at the same time and then we'd high five. It was really fun. If anyone listened to this, ever sees their father eat an egg, start pelting him with rocks. No more fathers are allowed to eat eggs. You're in ably fascism if you watch Daddy eat an egg. Stop your parents, you're just your dad from eating eggs. Yes, you're dad. Your mom's going nuts. Unless that gets creepy. Anyway, I'm going to read another quote, Bernays wrote about his dad.