The Coolest Thing About Living in New York

When I live in LA, I lay in bed and I move my arms. I don't touch another person from LA. We live less insectoid, like colonial existence out there. It's more lazy and sandboxy. My friend Dino lived in New York for ten years. He said the coolest thing about it is that you live in New York. You go to bed at the end of the day and you can build a whole personality off. No one gives a fuck about you in LA. Every city I Wikipedia... I was like, George Washington farted here, and then they built a bridge. Brooklyn Bridge, Jeff, did you know Brooklyn Bridge? First bridge between two? Who