Don't Give to It Hurts

All of the money from the collection plate for the rest of this year will be going to that kickstarter. My dream is that my congregation will walk in on a Sunday for 9.15 mass and instead of the altar, there will be a huge tank and swimming around in it is a killer whale sized cow. That's where your hard-earned money's gone to. I want to see this underwater cow. Actually, when I think about it, I'm riding on its back. I think actually I'm really buff. Absolutely. You know, so we're talking a home gym system, probably a peloton. ...I've got these rippling, these biceps that are