How to Promote a Stand Up Show

All of my net worth is sort of tied up in a brick that I keep in a shoe box in my apartment. That's kind of like a good for, you could do that for stand up. Which I'll be doing this weekend in Milwaukee. There's been no time to promote, we're not doing it regularly. So we can't promote our stand up dates on the show. We've both seen a precipitous drop in tickets there. The audience, I mean, I sold 10 tickets in Salt Lake City. Yeah. And then we're arrested at the show. But all of my money was converted into a one solid 400- 100-ounce gold brick.