The Dutchman, Is It a Quirk of the Dutch?

"It's a quirk of the dutch. I've met the dutch, i've never ever met one that talks like this, ever." "This is france. Now, it's not franceit's a fucky lik is land. Its ibe a great sowe a gret's holland," he says. 'I'm sorry, you go into a liquor store tand sell a sfic pursoner,' adds his friend and fellow Dutchman Benjamin. "'Do you want some absinthe? Noi the mon we use gal doesaaa, maybe' So, so he refuses to turn over the falke cause he's a cons