Best of: Alien Abductions
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Acon Fett Elizabeth Salads and Golden Fruit Juice
Acon Fett's race first existed on Venus, but moved to Earth eons ago because the sun had expanded its corona and belched lethal radiation all over their home planet. Acon also said that they tried making contact with earth authorities, but every single time, whatever Air Force they contacted tried to either shoot them down or ram their spaceships With their airplanes. They don't understand. We're trying to teach the Air Force about the clitoris. The space sink is made by space tables. It was a form fitting outfit. So maybe you think about that? You unwashed fucking monkey. You got out here. You look like someone's lesbian aunt. I've heard that
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