I Was Mown Down Onto the Table of the Time

"I was mown down onto the table of time. There's a bee underneath there and my brain does that That's okay Anyway onto the tail not the table of the time that I was mowed down in a vehicle versus pedestrian hit and run Oh, Leah So strap it. I love you." "You are the sweetest humans. I literally want to be friends," she says before going on about her two-mile walk to school every morning. The story ends with an apology for being too long winded but also includes some graphic language which may offend those who have suffered rape or elder abuse.