How to Get a Skateboard Back to You

This is like saying I have this bike and I ride it to work every day, but at least once a day, one of the tires comes off and I flip over. Is there a way to make my fall look cooler? And it's like, you don't, you can't use this bike. Any form of transit that involves you eating shit on the daily is not an acceptable way to get around. So your skateboarding, somebody's like, do a trick and you're like, I'll do a fuck. That time. But what if you feel yourself start to fly off your skateboard? I want you to yell, I'm so sleepy."