I've Been Serfing My Own Couch for 3 Years Now.

"I've been serfing my own couch for like three years. And i deserve a med on you deserve a mad deserve a bed," she says. "It gets darker and darker inside of my mind when i wake up on the coya." 'i keep fainting when I get a whiff of myself, it's just kind of gross,' he adds. "'You could just drink a bottle of champagne right now one night' is what i actually tried to tell myself,'" Turner writes.