Is She Beautiful? She's Beautiful, You're Going to Love What You See

There's this guy that used to have a bar show up on, like, the upper east by comic strip. And it was like a cop bar. He got in trouble because he, like, left his gun in a bathroom. A, he's a bastard. I think are bastard. Not that, right? But this cop behind the bar was telling us these, like, cop stories. They the drunker got, the more like, not good they were. We thought were funny, like, we won't do a domestic dispute.