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Escape Pod 839: Universal Archive of Human History: FAQ

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Grandglisa Universal Archive of Human History

The grandglisa universal archive of human history contains over five point seven times ten to the 35 books and an innumerable collection of shorter works. The oldest files are as ancient as writing, meaning we store over a giggeryear of human culture in our vaults. Before you come anywhere near our documents, you'll be required to complete an eight local year training course. You learn to navigate our multi level indexing system, as well as the proper manner in which to conduct your research. Our science library contains every bit of physics there is. Don't waste your time, and definitely don't waste your colleague's time. Remember, we're not in the business of discovery.

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