The Phantom of the Opera

This is my first time playing D&D. I want Elga just to every once in a while brush elbows with Borat and then go right into Elga back in. This show is silly. You climb the creaking wooden stairwell up until you reach the second floor. What appears to be a large attic with the same vat of glowing blue liquid coming through the floor. A slimy green abrelean with spindly rubbery lips. Three abreleans leap out of the chairs and charge after you. Everyone needs to roll in this initiative. How come you did roll initiative, 19? Oh, because I'm dumb. But guess you have something in common with