I spent way too much time trying to shoehorn a Warhammer 40K reference into this episode title, and it devolved into something that would make a Chaos Marine blush. So we're keeping it professional (kinda) and diving straight into the space weather for 2025's back 9.
Watch along on YouTube here, if you like. This is what we cover.
Space Baby Update & Good Enough Goals Austin's 30-pound toddler is harder to carry than heavy deadlifts, and "good enough" is our 2025 achievement mindset
Failed 40K References & First Half Lookback From the eternal Mars season to the Carnival of Chaos that delivered perfect tariff confusion
Iran & Playing for All the Marbles Why this could mark the start of World War III and how it connects to the Jupiter-Saturn square
Uranus Enters Gemini: The Pilot Episode The seven-year transit that historically reshapes America, plus the flying wedge formation of outer planets
The Bow and Arrow Configuration Peak craziness in August with Mars-Saturn tension creating a cosmic weapon aimed at change
The Pause That Does Not Refresh September's retreat into swampy Pisces energy—like WWI trenches where your feet rot in gross water
Pisces-Virgo Eclipse Season The tail of the dragon's Buddhist letting go vs. the head's overwhelming hunger for the dream
Neptune in Aries & Individual Glory From woke-era uniformity to the pursuit of personalised excellence and looking combat-ready
Jupiter in Cancer Magic Learning what you really need and how to ask the divine for surgical beneficence
Personal Updates & H2 Plans Austin's book progress, Gordon's Peru trip for the Festival of the Sun, and preparing for a louder 2026
