The Fart That Broke My Heart (w/ Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, and Hanna Dickinson)
Bad Dates
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The Nightmare of a Girl in Need
Crystal writes about a date 20 years ago with a friend of a colleague. She hadn't had sex in 14 months and was a girl in need. He asked her to do a sexy dance for him in heels, so she agreed. But then he jizzes on my brand new shoes as I'm dancing against the wall. My wine head didn't really know what to do at this point. So she used the shower head to rinse the cum off her feet while still wearing the shoes. After rinsing them out, she can hear snoring coming from the bedroom.
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