
Escape Pod 839: Universal Archive of Human History: FAQ
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How to Write a History of Humankind
Most of gach is in sorarisa, the language of space farers. You'll be required to read, write and speak solarisa perfectly before you can start your research. It's the only thing that comes close to a lingua franca for all of desperate human kind. Counting is done in decimal however, when speaking about non scholarly matters,. Local glees and units are emp if a fellow researcher wants to meet you at the pub at an hour, think local. I came here to write the complete history of humankind bow before me. We strongly advise against such projects. The sheer weight of the words is truly awe inspiring. Remember to pack some water bottles and prot
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