The Captain and the Captain's New Deck in All Caps

The captain gets another text from the new deck in all caps. I'm like, wow, are we already diving into the same storyline from Alex and Gary? So then he just laughs too hard and she doesn't come to the hot tub. At least use small case. No caps. Go back to no caps. Just silence. That would be lowercase. Let's call it red case. Lowercase with like an occasional upper upper case. Average case. Spice it up like normal case. This is common case. There it is.