How to Fuck a Soccer Ball

"I just needed a plain black and white fucking soccer ball to go with my plain black andWhite socks. And it was impossible... I ended up having to buy a yellow soccer ball." "Can you imagine the World Cup final in a few weeks, someone just rolls out with one of those like dimple balls?" 'You can trust me to get fired up about something,' says Tony Lodge as he shares his joy for Heather adopting a pug. He also claims PnN could do a cartwheel - but we'll see if that's true or not next week. The full episode is on Channel 5 tonight at 9pm.