How Many Pubes Have Your Children?

Our 15 month old is now mobile and can now reach into low cupboards. He took out my beard trimmer from the bottom shelf in the bathroom. My wife found him pulling at her face and ing hair out of his mouth. When i have had numerous on line shoppin errors, it's not even funny. One week i order ten bags of seven, meaning that 70 bananas arrived. The worst thing is my husband accepted the order, not even thinking to question the large number of bananas. Another time, we had gone away to a holiday park, and i did an on line shop order. The delivery driver rang to see if i was in. I looked outside. No,