Ken's Biggest Breakthrough Ever

Michael Lee Jones was a 300-pound African American man who worked in the catering industry. His food service job had kept him moving from city to city, and his method of attack and concealment was horrifyingly effective. Michael no longer worked for center plate, but that didn't deter Ken from calling every single one of their competitors. He found himself talking to the COO of a company named Ovationz when asked if there was a 300 pound African American by the name of Michael Lee Jones working for the company. The response came back just as fast. Within the hour, Ovationz's company faxed machine roared into life and belched out the relevant paperwork headed with the Seal of