The Lakers 1-1 Memphis Grizzlies

"This is like comedians and cars drinking coffee except by myself," the ad reads. "I could talk you fried chicken for some reason if it's cold I can eat it if it's actually heat it up." The Lakers are 1-1 against the Memphis Grizz, but they're not going out in the first round of the NBA playoffs. Why don't can't we buy the people off the Grizzlies that beat us?