How to Make Amish Sex Blankets

"I just had a great idea. Why don't we make some fuck blankets for our ladies? No, well, where is ponchos?" "Hey, look, my dick's through this. All right, put them on your heads," he says of the Amish-style sex blankets. 'We'll save you a fucking city,' one man tells his friends as they try to pump water out of the river.