Ep 74: Anthony Jeselnik
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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I'm Going to Move My iPad for the 50 Days
I don't want to see sea salt on the table. Not with the bread. I like sea salt. Do you want bigger salt on your pretzel roll in the butter? There are different kinds of salt. It's easier to order for the lady if it's a big menu and you know what they're going to get, I let them order. If someone corrects your grammar or like, shush is you. You hate them forever. No one likes a shush. The man who nearly fit the table over when that guy told you the lady has to walk up was disrespected.
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