"I can't do a push up. But I'd perform for 7,000 people," he says. "We're warped too because my wife does a beautiful job of reminding me of this." He talks to his kids in an appropriate way that reflects their age and where they are. And so, adults. Which means you go, hey kid, this girl goes in for a boob job. Oh, gosh. You're a monster. Well, and then don't do the balance beam. Right?"