The Panic of a Bus Stop

I was so close to missing the bus, which would have meant being late for work. So I grabbed a t-shirt out of my bag and wrapped it around the giant shit. Then ran downstairs to find my boyfriend waiting to say goodbye. He was probably wondering what was taking me so long. There was no way I'd be giving him a hug and a kiss with a whole poop in my bag. When I checked my phone, I had no time left. It's just going to get wet and shit covered and stain everything in your bag. Yeah, you should have just asked for a plunger. You should have just said babe take care of it. And now I'm wondering