How to Stop the Tabloids From Trying to Sell Issues

The A-list reality star along with her fading quickly rapper husband gave the largest donation of stuff to a homeless shelter here in California that the shelter has ever received. The recent event was announced at one venue but organizers started panicking when they failed to sell out even half the seeds. If this were anyone else there would be stories about this and everything else in their marriage but the tabloids have all signed a pact with the devil.