Do You Have a Coyote Problem?

My wife was giving me shit about something that i was doing, probably interrupting her when she was on the phone or some shit. And we were laying in bed, and i just turned my head all the way round into the pillow, and she merely went, yous. Am we got a fuck and coyote problem? I've had twoor, two different neighbors tell me there's been some coyote jumping over your poor excuse for a fence into the fuckin front yard. Aint like i iint and they like, do you have a cat or anything like that? I'like, no, it's not our cat. But a bukin animal just waltzes through