How to Fart Stealthily Near Someone

We used to do a thing where we would cut off bits of our pubes and then just, oh, you burn up? Like an eyelash wish. To get to Delta One. It's when you fart stealthily near somebody. Do you know about fire punching? No. What the fuck is that an Australian thing that I have? Our buddies invented a sport where you have a campfire and then you punch it. We've done that. You tell these fucking things.