Sam Adams, Former Mayor of Portland, Oregon

Former mayor of Portland, Sam Adams, was fired from being the mayor because he had a sexual relationship with a teenage staffer. He then got rehired by current mayor of Portland,. Ted Wheeler, who's a giant piece of shit to be the mayor's body man, basically. This week, Sam announced that he was retiring because he had an iron deficiency. And then Ted Wheeler told everyone, no, he's retiring because he wouldn't stop threatening and bullying women in the office. Both of you guys suck and it's very funny this happened. Black Buffalo is strictly intended for 21 plus current consumers of comparable products. Underage sale prohibited.