Sammi to Winter, Welcome to the Panel

This week a lucky buyer won an auction on e bay paying 12 thousand 550 dollars, and became the owner of the first artificial diamond made from what god bones? No, no, they they make diamonds in labs now, but i don't know what they're made of. A diamond was made by taking a bunch of hidden valley ranch dressing, roasting it to carbonize it and then putting it under immense pressure. It's a two carrot diamond plus four cucumber's and a tomato. That is' credible. By the way, yes, there's a diamond made of ranch dressing. So i think i know how salads got so expensive.