The Chief Stewardess Cleans the Cabin

The owner of the boat was on deck enjoying the sunshine when his wife came charging into the pantry, covering her mouth in shock and absolutely srieking out. She demanded to know which stewardess had cleaned her cabin that morning, as something was missing. The wife said she had left a piece of tissue on the side of the sink and she needed it back immediately. Believing it had been thrown away, my friend started rummaging through the pantry bin, thinking that something incredibly valuable had been throw away. Aha, my friend had found the crumpled tissue. But, oh, god, really like belodi am wiout youes, i think that's