What's the Word With Miles?

Eugene: Miles texted me this morning, hey, you up? You up? It was seven o'clock thinking about bath man and rubbing. I would love to do a what's the word with Eugene this morning if you can think of some killer words. Well, I only have crime related words. Horrifying. That's great. Let's do it. What does it say? Another text from Miles. The first text that Miles ever sent to Ned says he is outside in the red Volvo.